WTF Google? Somewhere in here you missed a post. It was a long one. A lot has happened to Labor Statistic since Week 1 and I know I blogged about it. Why didn't you publish? Here's what you failed to share between then and now:
I attended the seminar I mentioned in my last post (the one that actually got published) and guess what? I won a plant. The person who never wins anything gets her name announced to a room full of people who either a) know about her spotty employment history, or, b) have interviewed her and followed up with the requisite fuck-you letter, or, c) both a and b.
I met some very nice gentlemen from the United States Department of Homeland Security and they promptly escorted two of my employees out of the building.
A subpoena that was addressed to the previous HR Manager was delivered requesting documentation about a matter to which I cannot comment and my manager called the very office from which I was let go after 90 days for "formatting issues" and informed them that I am the new HR Generalist and she's the manager and she gave them our contact information. I've never been so close to having a heart attack. Obviously my objective needs to be to minimize contact between this office and my boss.
A bunch of other stuff probably happened, too, and now I can't remember.
I feel compelled to mention that I bought a chair last night and plastic wrap was included in some of the packing material. There was a warning on the sheet with the directions that indicated the plastic wrap should not be used as a head cover because it can cause suffocation. Sad. Thank God I now know this about plastic wrap so I don't try to cover my head with it.
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